Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
oh god the rape fog is back!
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
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I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
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After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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