You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
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I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
i think i just lost a toe
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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