Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
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My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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