Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
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My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
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I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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