If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Well I just put wine in my tea
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
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my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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