i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
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It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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