At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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