I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
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I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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