i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
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She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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