Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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