ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
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