just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
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"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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