this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
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YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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