You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
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Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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