problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
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Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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