I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
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He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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