No stitches, just platelets and will power
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
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Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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