Porn is love you can see.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
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Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
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What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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