Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
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I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
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Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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