why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
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Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
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On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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