I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
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My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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