so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
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You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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