Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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