Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
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I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
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how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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