I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
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Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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