Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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