i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
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The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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