It's like God shit irony all over that family
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
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Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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The uberlube is also flammable
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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