i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
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A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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