3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
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Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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