so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
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They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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