Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
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We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
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My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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