You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
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Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
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Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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