I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
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Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
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I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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