i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
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