bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
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Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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