so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
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Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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