Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
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Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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