i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I think a kid would responsible me up
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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