I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
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So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
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Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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