that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
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After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
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This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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