Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
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I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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