Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
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Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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