how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
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Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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