Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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