Me too!
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
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I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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