he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
3pm strippers are depressing
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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