One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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