Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
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and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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