high people should be assigned attendants
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
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He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
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Vodka?
Forever.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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