I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
he was CRYING into my vagina
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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